a tale of two retards.

Sammy-is it done yet?
Clive-boredom is the self-requested imagination of your mind to find a better way of living.
Sammy-cut the nonsense and tell me..is it done yet?
Clive-to what alteration should your question arise i will not pity and or answer.
Sammy-dude are you high..dont tell me you finished the ..
Clive-so i was waiting for the rain to stop..then i thought..why do people fear the rain?is it not just water falling from the sky?the terror of soaking and the wet dirt on your shoes..what more could you ask from life but to experience effects naturally..i like sitting in the rain.
Sammy-yeah but u cant smoke any cigs man..i mean they gona get wet ya know?
Clive-man someone should make waterproof cigs..i remember this guy in his raincoat trying to light his cig..its rain and humidity versus fire..you should know that..it wont light..
Sammy-well..
Clive-what day is it?
Sammy-its sunday..morning..wait..why are we awake on a sunday morning?
Clive-sunday mornings are for the suburban folk who go and play golf and make barbecues and think their life is complete.
Sammy-what was the topic again..
Clive-well its finished if thats what you are refering to.
Sammy-dude..

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