stupid mind tricks

Sammy-dude.. am so wasted..

Clive-candy is evil man..

Sammy-i think i've satisfied my sugar intake for my next 20 lives..

Clive-this is a phenomenal aspect of propaganda my friend.. they show you that sugar is supposed to energize you..but in the end it just brings you down man..

Sammy-why do kids go crazy when they eat sugar man?

Clive-kids are evil man..

Sammy-what.. no man.. kids are our innocent bloodline of the future..

Clive-i think deep down on the underground there is a kids foundation..and they made candy with a secret substance that only they can gain of..

Sammy-have you ever tried writing on your keyboard with chopsticks?

Clive-ya am doin it rihgt noaw but am nou vety good when am high.. it requires a high amount of skills and highness.

Sammy-aye... hey the cd player is busted..

Clive-What?..what happened?

Sammy-well i was trying.. well you see Leno told me that you can put 2 songs at the same time.. ya know.. and like.. synchronize them? and that it would sound really rad.. so i tried puting together two cd's..

Clive-man ur dumb..havent i told you not to listen to that guy?

Sammy-it seemed like a good idea man..

Clive-crap.. what am i gona listen tonight man? what kind of nong puts 2 cd's in a player? we have to go to the record store...oh my idiot savant brain please get me through this.

Narrator:Sammy and Clive arrive at the record store.

Sammy-what are we getting?Clive-a new cd player you ape.. geezys.. you got any money?

Sammy-i got 2 bucks.

Clive-dude i dont have any money why didnt you say so?

Sammy-i though we was going to get pretzels..

Clive-the moronity of your mind astonishes me even now.. momo the monkey has more brains that you ape.

Clive-there's some old ones at the back..maybe ill get Vinny to give us one.

Sammy-the new radiohead album is out man..

Clive-what? radiohead? i dont like those shaven apes.. they cry all the time.. Only good song is that street spirit and that they stole from Bittel SOlid.

Sammy-who are Bittel Solid..

Clive-only the greatest australian alternative band ever..few elite people may share their unearthly feelings.

Sammy-oh..Clive-anyhow lets ask Vinny.. and my god if i find Leno here am gona cap his apish ass.

Narrator:After aquiring their new old cd player Sammy and Clive return to their fortress.

Sammy-tonight is quiz time man..

Clive-alright i go first..name 5 alternative and or indie bands that were formed the year 1985 my inconsequential friend.

Sammy-errr.. Queen?

Clive-lolation in the nation man..i dunno.. who are queen?

Sammy-freddy!?Clive-i love that guy.. such a shame he went away..

Sammy-dude are we out of candy?

Clive-i gave it to the cat..

Sammy-oh good..wait..dude...


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