doing gay things in front of some girl-friends.

Al- dude..do you remember yoshi?
Clive- ofcourse.. i used to play when i was in the army.
Al- what like 3 hundred years ago?
Clive- 3 years ago.. yoshi's island on game boy advance.
Al- yoshi from super mario man!
Clive- what are you doing?
Al- am taking pictures of my dog..
Clive- dude that pic is huge!
Al- i know.. i took it today..
Clive- nice man.. u have a camera? megapixels?
Al- 7.1.. with 6x zoom.
Clive- nice.. i bet you can zoom into boobies.
Al- lol.. how did u know?
Clive- dude.. i invented zoom on boobies.
Al- i could see boobies from 100 metres distance in the summer with my cam.
Clive- i remember one time this girl-friend of mine was complaining her boobs were uneven.. so i told her... let me feel them and ill tell u my opinion.
Al- omg dude..
Clive- it was hard work man..
Al- but u succeded..
Clive- yefs.. she was happy afterwards... hey u think i should write a blog about boobs?
Al- sure man... dude.. last night i was doing gay stuff in front of some girls.
Clive- you were what?
Al- gay things.. doing gay things..
Clive- as in what?
Al- well.. i was walking like a girl.. and i was holding a girlish bag.
Clive- you must be popular now...
Al- yeah they know me..
Clive- dude.. have u ever felt a foot in your ass?

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